Zannah (after I had raised my voice towards her): Mom, the Holy Ghost just left you.
Me: Yes, thank you Zannah.
Zannah: Well, maybe when you start talking nice again, he'll come back.
We had company over and Max had decided to strip down and go commando. We were about to eat, so Marcus was attempting to put a diaper on him and Max was refusing. Marcus took him into his room and shut the door until he agreed to the diaper. Max screamed and cried and finally calmed down after he found a little bell and bead.
Max: Daddddd, yook what I haaaaave. A piece of bubble gum! (holding up the bell). You can have it if you yet me ooooouuuut.
Marcus: No thanks. I don't want bubble gum.
Max, without missing a beat: Daddddd, yook what I haaaaaave. Some Boise Staaaaaaate (holding up the bead). You can have it if you yet me ooooouuuut.