Conversation at my visiting teaching appointment this past week.
Visitee: "Do you have a partner?"
Me: My face turns red as my mind contemplates what she is implying. "Um, yes. His name is Marcus and he is at work right now......." And then I mumble something about "we" being married.
Some awkward silence.
Visitee: "I meant a visiting teaching partner. I figured you had a husband if you adopted through LDS services."
What in the koo-hay was my mind thinking? That this near 70 year old lady was asking if I was a lesbian or living with my boyfriend? Next month I'm going to do the question asking.
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Hilarious, Lynsey!! Sounds like you are offering up lots of information about Marcus during VT visits; keep it coming! ;)
HA! Too funny! You see...situations like that happen to me all the time. My brain doesn't work as fast as my mouth.
HAHAHAHA! Thas all I hafta say about that. At least you didn't tell her that your "partner" was playing with his playboy this time ;)
LOL! Oh man, you crack me up. Seriously, Im impressed you go by yourself...especially to old ladies homes. Luckily she doesnt have a goyter.
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the more kids you have, the greater your brain will fry. that's what's happened with mine. good luck with miss z. she is a smart little pup with that knife!!!!
I just laughed out loud... aka lol. I almost forgot how funny you are..
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