Dump dog-water bowl all over kitchen floor. Check.
Find open bathroom, climb on counter-top, leave signature hand-marks on clean mirror. Check.
Dump newly opened bag of pretzels on newly vacuumed carpet. Check.
Climb on computer desk and throw anything off you can find. Check.
Empty cooking bowls out of kitchen cabinet. Check.
Increase the likelihood of never getting invited to play-group again. Check.
Fall asleep on drive home. Check.
Mission Accomplished Little Z.
FUNNY MOMENT (I have to remember funny moments, so I don't cry as I am remembering the aforementioned moments..)
While in Wisconsin, I was shopping at a Goodwill (by the way, the discount stores there rock compared to here), and I had this conversation with the check-out lady.
Check-Out Lady: Where are you from?
Me: I live in Texas.
Lady: Wow, you speak really fluent English.
I smile and nod, because I am confused.
Lady: You don't even have an accent. Don't you speak Spanish?
I nod my head no while trying not to laugh. Maybe in Wisconsin they think Texas is their own Spanish speaking country?? Not that some Texans don't believe we are our own country, just minus the Spanish speaking.

Finally, Kabree and I 